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DOWNLOAD Ê Spanking Shakespeare Hool Shakespeare has never had a girlfriend his younger brother is cooler than he is and his best friend's favorite topic of conversation is his bowel movementsBut Shakespeare will have the last laugh He is chronicling every mortifying d. Think coming of age story for the 21st century Think Diary of a Wimpy Kid for the mature teen Think self deprecating humour by a misfit that has developed a cult following Add these all up and you ve got this hilarious laugh out loud uick witted novel Spanking ShakespeareShakespeare has the terrible misfortune of having a father who drinks too much a nagging mother who is constantly pushing him towards a therapist s couch and a brother named Gandhi with a propensity to be malicious Sound like the end of the world Well it s not and deep down inside he knows it s not But being a teenager full of angst it is Shakespeare s dutiful responsibility to wallow in his own self pity and blame anyone and everyone for the continuous catastrophes that make up his life In this regard Wizner does an outstanding job of capturing the essence of the teenage psyche Shakespeare is the downtrodden victim representing all 17 year old boys and their dilemmas with popularity prom girlfriends sexual frustration et cetera et cetera My only contention with this story is its blatant disrespect of religion as its sacrilege in the last few chapters was a little unsettling and even seemed unnecessary My best guess is that Wizner has some pent up anger resulting from the circumcision of his member and has been viciously seeking revenge against God and the covenant as a result Once I got passed that I could admit that this was uite an enjoyable book overall and it s sure to be appreciated by any teen 16 and up boy or girl wwwbooksnakereviewsblogspotcom Senior Class Sex Ed has never fang had a girlfriend Marcel Duchamp in Perspective his younger brother is cooler than Closed Entrances: Canadian Culture and Imperialism he is and Hucow Transformation his best friend's favorite topic of conversation is Mortal Gods (Mantles of Power #2) his bowel movementsBut Shakespeare will Mitos e Lendas - Celtas - Irlanda have the last laugh He is chronicling every mortifying d. Think coming of age story for the 21st century Think Diary of a Wimpy Kid for the mature teen Think self deprecating Cinco gotas de sangre La historia íntima de Antares de la Luz y la secta de Colliguay has developed a cult following Add these all up and you ve got this The Life and Death of Lily Drake (Lily Drake, #1) hilarious laugh out loud uick witted novel Spanking ShakespeareShakespeare Con el sudor de tu frente: Argumentos para la sociedad del ocio has the terrible misfortune of Twin Stepbrothers Inflamed having a father who drinks too much a nagging mother who is constantly pushing Terms of Surrender him towards a therapist s couch and a brother named Gandhi with a propensity to be malicious Sound like the end of the world Well it s not and deep down inside Africas Tarnished Name he knows it s not But being a teenager full of angst it is Shakespeare s dutiful responsibility to wallow in A Knight's Vow his life In this regard Wizner does an outstanding job of capturing the essence of the teenage psyche Shakespeare is the downtrodden victim representing all 17 year old boys and their dilemmas with popularity prom girlfriends sexual frustration et cetera et cetera My only contention with this story is its blatant disrespect of religion as its sacrilege in the last few chapters was a little unsettling and even seemed unnecessary My best guess is that Wizner New Epicurean Adventures of a School Boy has some pent up anger resulting from the circumcision of Just Ask Integrating Accessibility Throughout Design his member and Greetings From Brazil (Hannah Montana On Tour, #3) has been viciously seeking revenge against God and the covenant as a result Once I got passed that I could admit that this was uite an enjoyable book overall and it s sure to be appreciated by any teen 16 and up boy or girl wwwbooksnakereviewsblogspotcom

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DOWNLOAD Ê Spanking Shakespeare Etail in his memoir the writing project each senior at Shakespeare's high school must complete And he is doing it brilliantly And just maybe a prize winning memoir will bring him respect admiration and a girlfriend or at least a prom dat. This book was filled with one dimensional stereotypical characters the biggest one of all being the main character himself Shakespeare I understand that this book was supposed key word being supposedto be a coming of age story with a relatable teenage character and his teen angst who later matures but it failed Shakespeare s angst came off whiny than relatable His self pity was pathetic than it was humorousLike most YA male leads he wonders why his life sucks avoids all blame or responsibility and continues to pine after various girls he barely even likes this being the major plot of the story and his greatest ualities Explain to me how a 17 year old boy feels he has the right to whine about how he can never get a girlfriend or get laid when he spends his Friday nights incessantly masturbating while watching porn on his computerHe FINALLY gets a look at the outside world when he s forced to get his head out his ass by talking to a girl who has actual problems The biggest factor to his long awaited maturity turns out to besurprise surprisethe girl The mysterious and elusive girl with the tremendous inner strength who makes him think of someone besides himself The only girl he actually treats whole heartedly like a human being rather than objectifying her to a sex dollHis two useless best friends The sidekick or sideshow freak and the one of the guys cold hearted tough girl who won t take crap from anyone but will give everybody else crap Talk about dimensionThis plot or lack of plot was overdone the characters were overdone and the lewd humor wasn t funny enough And let s not kid he wasn t even a good writer

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DOWNLOAD Ê Spanking Shakespeare SHAKESPEARE SHAPIRO HAS ALWAYS hated his name His parents bestowed it on him as some kind of sick joke when he was born and his life has gone downhill from there one embarrassing incident after another Entering his senior year of high sc. When I saw the title of this book I immediately let loose with one of those Beavis and Butthead snort laughs Then I saw the words lewd hilarious and vulgar on the front and back cover and knew it had to be mine If only I had ended my relationship with this book there because the funniest thing about the novel is the title The novel was as promised crude However it failed to deliver on the hilarious part When one is dealing with bathroomsexual humor there s a fine line between being funny like American Pie or The Hangover and just being disgusting like the American Pie and The Hangover seuels A willingness to talk about defecation and erections does not automatically humor make Sure there were a few amusing moments but very few Also I didn t relate to the characters at all They seemed flat and one dimensional especially Shakespeare s friends Shakespeare himself seems a stereotype a self pitying wannabe writer who is a senior in a high school the likes of which I cannot imagine existing Hemingway High where students are apparently allowed to write about their embarrassing encounters with sex and porn in the school newspaper and one teacher is allowed to constantly refer to his left testicle In the end I just didn t care about Shakespeare and his struggle with his hormones Also I had trouble buying that he was a talented writer as his writing assignments scattered throughout the book were mediocre at best The nice thing about the book is that he does mature by the end and learns to care about someone other than himself Too bad I never cared about himCross posted at This Insignificant Cinder

  • Hardcover
  • 287
  • Spanking Shakespeare
  • Jake Wizner
  • English
  • 15 August 2017
  • 9780375840852